Five Guys

I forgot to post that after seeing John Leguizamo we went to get some

While we were waiting for our order I needed to use the ladies room.  The door to the ladies room was one of those doors that automatically close so I knocked...

 

and waited...no answer so I tried the handle...

but it was locked. So I calmly waited. When the 'person' that came out of the bathroom exited, she looked me up & down. Whatever, I had to go so I went.  When I came out my husband asks me if I had an issue with the bathroom because the 'person' had come out & said SOME PEOPLE ARE STUPID. WTF? When our food order was ready, my husband went to get it & came over to me as that 'person' was walking by & he goes to hand it to me & I of course had to say I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HOLD THAT BAG BECAUSE I'M STUPID. She looked at me & looked away real quick. As we were walking out I couldn't stop myself & went to her table & in front of her husband and said if someone knocks on a door & the other person doesn't say anything like 'I'm in here' who's stupid? If someone says someone else is stupid not knowing that who the person is standing next to them is who's stupid?

Here We Go Again...

Mom came out of the hospital Saturday.

Mom went back in the hospital Tuesday.

 

This sh*t ain't even funny :( 

They brought in a homeless guy after we were already in the ER for over an hour. My sister, my mom & I were talking amongst ourselves but since in the ER all you have is curtains for walls, he deemed it necessary to shout to us SPEAK ENGLISH. My sister got so pissed off she started saying things back. I'm like don't engage with crazy people - I mean he didn't even know enough to get up & go to a bathroom when he had to take a crap.

He didn't say anything to us after that.

20 Days...

Less than a month for...

and all the other kids & boys!

GhettoKlown

Went to see John Leguizamo in GhettoKlown which is really, really good. I kind of had a hard time following it though because the lady next to me seemed to have had a bowl full of poop before coming to the show - her breath was humming! I spent most of the show smelling my own hair it was that bad!

Sorry...

Haven't posted in a few days because I have a...

 

She's been hospitalized since Saturday night & they have no idea what's wrong with her.  The other day when I had to take my father-in-law to the hospital I had an epiphany that this was going to be my life since our parents are all getting old.  Little did I know it was going to be this soon & this close together.

Today I Realized...

Today I realized that I'll probably have my period when I go see NKOTBSB at Fenway...

That sucks...

But I still can't wait. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh / Back Streets Back!

Top 3 Pop Stars...My Blogg...My Opinion

  Rihanna is truly a star.  Granted, after Chris Brown beat her up she's been SUPER weird with all the tattoos & weird hair which is TOTALLY unnecessary.  Speaking of Chris Brown - what a dumb-ass! Just when people were starting to get passed the Rihanna debacle, he goes insane on GMA & what totally sucks is F.A.M.E is actually good.  I kinda think it was a publicity thing that backfired.

Is it just me or does Rihanna look a lot like Mariah in this picture?

It's Britney Bitch! Whatever...in this picture she looks like even she's hiding from her career. Poor child really can't sing & what she really had going for her which was her dancing is in the past. I mourn your career.

"DON'T BE A DRAG, JUST BE A QUEEN

WHETHER YOU'RE BROKE OR EVERGREEN

YOU'RE BLACK, WHITE, BEIGE, CHOLA DESCENT

YOU'RE LEBANESE, YOU'RE ORIENT

WHETHER LIFE'S DISABILITIES

LEFT YOU OUTCAST, BULLIED, OR TEASED

REJOICE AND LOVE YOURSELF TODAY

'CAUSE BABY YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY"

I really think GaGa can sing but sometimes I feel she's just a Madonna rerun.

Is it just me or does she look a little overdone for her dental appointment?

New Day...Better Day

Never thought I'd say that spending 2 hours with both my sister & my mom & then another 2 hours of my day off with just my mom would be the highlight of my 3 day weekend. Went to breakfast & then some retail therapy with my mommy. Dropped her off & watched the rest of Celebrity Apprentice - WOOP! WOOP! Star - YOUR FIRED! Then I decided I needed shoes so I went back out.  As I'm driving, the phone rings & it's my mother-in-law. Dum-dee-dum-dum-dum. This is a translation of our conversation:

Me: Hello
MIL: You left me waiting for you yesterday.
Me: I didn't feel like spending my Mother's Day uncomfortable.
MIL: I think I'm going to have to spank you.
Me: OK.
MIL: I really think I'm going to have to spank you.
Me: OK, I may like that.
MIL: I can't talk to you.
Me: OK.
MIL: I really can't talk to you.
Me: OK, I may like that.

I have, once again, been deemed the 'bitch.'  OK, I may like that!

Mother's Day...Sad Day

Last night I had no where to sleep.  My DH & I don't sleep together because he snores UNCONTROLLABLY & my son had invited his friend for a sleep over so I was out in the cold.  I was going to make an effort & attempt to sleep with my DH, but when I went into the room after watching SNL, the mattress pad was crooked & I had about 18 inches to sleep on.  I tried to get my DH to get up so I could fix it but he just flipped over to his other side & continued to snore.  I dragged my pillows to the living room & set up the blow up mattress. As I finish & lay on it my DH comes out & says "Oh I'll sleep there if you really want me to." Uh, that's OK I got this.  In the morning it was Mother's Day! He woke up said good morning & asked me if I wanted him to make me breakfast. Is it me or should he just do this at least on this day without asking? So of course I said no thanks.  He eats, gets dressed & leaves.  My son & his friend get up & are out & about in the house & my son's friend comes up to me & gives me a kiss saying Happy Mother's Day! My son, came over about 10 minutes later & asks his friend if he had said Happy Mother's Day to me & FINALLY turns to me himself & gives me a 1/2 assed kiss on the cheek. My husband comes home & FINALLY turns to me & says Happy Mother's Day gives me a gift I had said I didn't want & my son gives me a card that he didn't buy stating the following:

Happy Mother's Day mother!

I hope you get a motherload of motherly love today.

From: The King of the Dipshits!

Aren't I just the lucky one? You're jealous right?

My DH gets a bottle of water & asks me if I want to go for his famous ride to nowhere (I'll blogg about that adventure some other time) in which I say no thank you. I turn to my son & give him a card to fill out for his grandmother & tell him when he fills it out to take the plant we bought for her to her house (she leaves literally around the corner from us).  That was at 12:00. At 3:00 my DH tells my son to get ready to go to his mom's house & I say he still has to go to my mom's house & since I told him at 12:00 I start to lose my mind. As he continues to play his X-Box with one hand & get dressed with the other & alternating writing I completely lose my mind & start unplugging TVs, X-Boxes, whatever had a plug.

As I sit here it's 6:30 p.m. & neither my DH or my son has spent any time with me on Mother's Day.

Aren't I just the lucky one? You're jealous right?

Horoscope

May 07, 2011

Virgo (8/23-9/22)

It's frustrating to be speaking the truth and still be doubted, but you must have the patience to wait for other people to come around to your way of thinking. Just stay consistent and make it clear that you respect what other people think (no matter how wrong it is). That way, when the people you love start to get an idea that you're on the right track, they can come to you without feeling like you'll give them any sort of 'I told you so' speech. 

I just had to share my horoscope for today since it is so apropos! Got a call from my husband's mother this morning asking me to go to her house for a mother's day dinner.  I asked her if her other daughter in law was aware of this since she had so nicely sent me a text message demanding I stay away from her at all times. I told her I didn't think it was a great idea that I spend my mother's day with people that completely ignore me & then start texting about how effed up I am.  I do not wish to spend my time being uncomfortable - is that wrong? She proceeded to tell me that I should just try to fix the situation & I told her I have various times:

1. Invited them over for Christmas - DENIED

2. Invited them over for my son's birthday - DENIED

3. Went to sister in laws baby shower where I was completely ignored & as a matter of fact a friend of my husbands recently asked him, completely unsolicited, what was his sister in laws problem with me because at the baby shower she came to the table & said hello to everyone except for me & was making faces at me behind my back - NICE

4. When at the baby shower she was taking pictures with everyone & avoided the table I was at so I thought...it must be because I'm here, so I'll get up & go to the bathroom so she can take her pictures & I'll come back. During this party, my brother in law was fine with me - talking to me, laughing, putting his arm around me, etc. A week later, he calls my husband screaming that I was a bitch & left his wife as she was trying to get a picture with me - WTF?????

5. Called & left a message (because they refused to answer the phone) stating that this situation was out of control & we needed to find a way to come together - Husband received a text the next day from his brother stating that he needed to speak to him & unfortunately it was not good things about me - NICE

So, am I supposed to continue to take the abuse & say..OH THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER??

A Day Like Any Other...

Went to work. Worked. Came home. Went to Lowes. Bought 2 plants. That's all folks!!

 

Oh wait! There was a fight at work between a teacher & an aide! The teacher yelled at the aide for not following the lesson plan she had left when she was absent & the aide yelled back at her that she did & the teacher yelled as the aide stormed out of the room that the aide needed to get help with her attitude & the aide yelled back to her: You need to go fuck yourself you fucking bitch! So I had to calm everyone down & then...

Village Idiot

This morning I woke up with a renewed purpose. Perky & with a joie de vivre only the well rested could ever understand. About 20 minutes into my morning routine where I use the bathroom, brush my teeth, proactive my face, serve myself some coffee & begin my facial transformation I leave my bedroom with my clothes & go into the living room. I walk back into my bedroom & get a body spray, leave the bedroom & spray myself & get dressed. Why do I keep leaving my bedroom? Well because my 15 year old spawn had deemed it a wonderful idea to sleep in my bed, in my bedroom & since I know he has allergies & asthma I do not want to spray in my own friggin' bedroom.  I happen to go back in my bedroom & my loving spawn calls me an idiot.  Can you imagine?! This is the same child that I begged my DH to have.  This is the same child I gave myself shots every day for 3 months so his lungs could mature because he kept wanting to be born too early.  This is the same child I spent night after night sleeping in chairs & on floors in hospitals when he was born & every time he had asthma attacks. So of course I did the most logical thing ever...I cried.  Took my stuff & went to work early. After work I did some retail therapy, came home & while the spawn was at tennis I wrote him a note:

Dear Child of Mine:
I obviously do not expect much from you since you don't do anything.  I only expect good grades, which in truth will only benefit you in the end since you have already stated you will not take care of me in my old age and I expect & demand respect from my child. While I get the privilege of paying for your every whim & driving you wherever you want & watching whatever you want on the big TV I worked everyday for whenever you want.  I think you got the better deal.
Love,
The Idiot

OK, OK so I'm not as mature as I should be but DAMMIT IT FELT GOOD!

Music Rantings

First I'd like to comment on Christina Perri. I really like her music even though every song seems to be so depressing. So grab a bottle of jack (Ke$ha reference), turn off the lights & get your depression on.

Ke$ha could be REALLY GOOD if she wasn't so STOOPID!

Next on my rant is...Jennifer Lopez.  How can she judge people on how well or how bad they sing when she CAN'T sing & I personally think her movies suck.  Her music career to me is kind of like Gloria Estefan - they should thank God for their music trax (J-Lo) & their band (Glorita) because without it who knows...

Now I'll do a little hip hop music rant & just mention Nicki Minaj. I can dig her until she goes into that gutteral guy voice - why? And why is her ass so friggin' big? It's just unnecessary. I read somewhere she may have been in porn.

I used to like Rihanna but she can be really annoying now with her 'let me just be weird cause I can be' attitude.

Chris Brown - why does he have to act like such a douche?  Every time he starts to get some momentum he does something ignorant. Dumbass!!

As for my NKOTB addiction? LOVE THEM!!!! Fenway 06/11/2011 History Will Be Made & MY ASS IS SO THERE!!!!! WOOP! WOOP!!!!!!!!!!  OK I'm done...for now.

The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins

Cast as of May 3, 2011 Per IMDB

	Jennifer Lawrence	...	Katniss Everdeen
	Elizabeth Banks	...	Effie Trinket
	Josh Hutcherson	...	Peeta Mellark
	Liam Hemsworth	...	Gale Hawthorne
	Willow Shields	...	Primrose Everdeen
	Amandla Stenberg	...	Rue
	Leven Rambin	...	Glimmer
	Dayo Okeniyi	...	Thresh
	Paula Malcomson	...	Mrs. Everdeen
	Kalia Prescott
	Jack Quaid	...	Marvel
	Amanda Steinberg	...	Rue
	Ian Nelson

Question?

How is it OK for Party A to wrongly accuse Party B of cheating on Party B's spouse but it's not OK for Party B to concur with EVERYONE that Party A is a horrible parent?

Grandpa...

He's not even my grandpa, he's actually my father-in-law, and he drives me CRAZY but I love the old bastard! He pissed me off to no end just last week when I got a call from his son (my dahling husband aka DH) telling me that I had to go pick up our son because his dad (who does it every day) couldn't because his mom (who has long been divorced from my father-in-law) needed him to pick up his other grandchild.  Well you may ask why I got so mad...my mother-in-law & that child's mother do not work! I work, my husband works...WE WORK! Two days later I found out that my mother-in-law had told him to pick up his other grandchild because she didn't want to go out in the rain! So tell his friggin' mother to pick him up and leave my son's ride alone! A week later, I had to take my father-in-law to the emergency room & was with him by myself for 4 hours until his other son (who's a total DICK) came & proceeded to completely ignore me instead of saying TY for being here with my dad & then I end up leaving once my DH came because I don't deserve the treatment. The next day, I get a call from my husband as I'm on my way to pick up my son to go pick up his dad from the hospital when I thought he had stayed home from work to be with his dad who doesn't speak English in the hospital.  My bad, I actually had a rational thought involving irrational people because my brother-in-law didn't go either.

The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins

I first decided to give this book a try because of a positive review I read I believe in People magazine.  What a great find! Blew through it in a few days including staying up late (or early depending on how you'd like to view it) just to finish the book.  Once it was over, I couldn't wait to wake up to get the 2nd in this series of 3.  The book revolves around Catniss who lives in the future where each year 2 representatives from 12 districts are picked to fight to the death.  The twist is that the reps are children! Incredibly addictive and highly recommended.  My son has advised me that they are going to make a movie.  This can definitely be the next Twilight.

READ THE BOOK BEFORE THE MOVIE (just in case the movie sucks)!