Hello Dahling!

Sorry...again. I've been out of the loop because my mom ended up in the hospital...again! Now we know that she had e-coli and now it's caused a huge problem.  She now has an arterial perforation in which no  (or very little) blood was flowing to her organs and caused 1/2 of her spleen to die.  A human can live without a spleen.  The doctors now have her on blood thinners since the perforation is in the interior of the artery and not on the top or bottom of the artery which would then require a more simple procedure. With the blood thinners for up to 3 months, they hope to give the artery a chance to heal itself otherwise it's a huge operation where it is similar to open heart surgery.

On top of getting the call from my mom at work saying "I need 911!" I got woken up at 3 in the morning from my son telling me "I think my wisdom tooth is coming in, but daddy gave my Tylenol." OK? So why couldn't we wait to have this conversation in the morning if he already helped you out?  Took him to the dentist where they informed me that my 15 year old has 3 wisdom teeth that need to be removed. But of course!

Mom's still in the hospital, son is going to an oral surgeon and me? Well, I'm less then 48 hours away from...

and, I'm going to the Prom! HA!!!!

Mother's Day...Sad Day

Last night I had no where to sleep.  My DH & I don't sleep together because he snores UNCONTROLLABLY & my son had invited his friend for a sleep over so I was out in the cold.  I was going to make an effort & attempt to sleep with my DH, but when I went into the room after watching SNL, the mattress pad was crooked & I had about 18 inches to sleep on.  I tried to get my DH to get up so I could fix it but he just flipped over to his other side & continued to snore.  I dragged my pillows to the living room & set up the blow up mattress. As I finish & lay on it my DH comes out & says "Oh I'll sleep there if you really want me to." Uh, that's OK I got this.  In the morning it was Mother's Day! He woke up said good morning & asked me if I wanted him to make me breakfast. Is it me or should he just do this at least on this day without asking? So of course I said no thanks.  He eats, gets dressed & leaves.  My son & his friend get up & are out & about in the house & my son's friend comes up to me & gives me a kiss saying Happy Mother's Day! My son, came over about 10 minutes later & asks his friend if he had said Happy Mother's Day to me & FINALLY turns to me himself & gives me a 1/2 assed kiss on the cheek. My husband comes home & FINALLY turns to me & says Happy Mother's Day gives me a gift I had said I didn't want & my son gives me a card that he didn't buy stating the following:

Happy Mother's Day mother!

I hope you get a motherload of motherly love today.

From: The King of the Dipshits!

Aren't I just the lucky one? You're jealous right?

My DH gets a bottle of water & asks me if I want to go for his famous ride to nowhere (I'll blogg about that adventure some other time) in which I say no thank you. I turn to my son & give him a card to fill out for his grandmother & tell him when he fills it out to take the plant we bought for her to her house (she leaves literally around the corner from us).  That was at 12:00. At 3:00 my DH tells my son to get ready to go to his mom's house & I say he still has to go to my mom's house & since I told him at 12:00 I start to lose my mind. As he continues to play his X-Box with one hand & get dressed with the other & alternating writing I completely lose my mind & start unplugging TVs, X-Boxes, whatever had a plug.

As I sit here it's 6:30 p.m. & neither my DH or my son has spent any time with me on Mother's Day.

Aren't I just the lucky one? You're jealous right?

Grandpa...

He's not even my grandpa, he's actually my father-in-law, and he drives me CRAZY but I love the old bastard! He pissed me off to no end just last week when I got a call from his son (my dahling husband aka DH) telling me that I had to go pick up our son because his dad (who does it every day) couldn't because his mom (who has long been divorced from my father-in-law) needed him to pick up his other grandchild.  Well you may ask why I got so mad...my mother-in-law & that child's mother do not work! I work, my husband works...WE WORK! Two days later I found out that my mother-in-law had told him to pick up his other grandchild because she didn't want to go out in the rain! So tell his friggin' mother to pick him up and leave my son's ride alone! A week later, I had to take my father-in-law to the emergency room & was with him by myself for 4 hours until his other son (who's a total DICK) came & proceeded to completely ignore me instead of saying TY for being here with my dad & then I end up leaving once my DH came because I don't deserve the treatment. The next day, I get a call from my husband as I'm on my way to pick up my son to go pick up his dad from the hospital when I thought he had stayed home from work to be with his dad who doesn't speak English in the hospital.  My bad, I actually had a rational thought involving irrational people because my brother-in-law didn't go either.