My Newest Thang...

I have decided...

That I will now be including on my Whatever I Wanna Blogg About some of my very own book reviews on books I am reading. If & when I have a chance. I am currently reading: Collision Course by SC Stephens (review to follow).

I Need a Doctor!

Well, it's been too long & too quiet!

My son's been complaining of a pain in his right side which we kept putting off since my son is NOTORIOUS for phantom medical issues. I mean, last time we went to the doctor she said he was a bit of a hypercondriac - Ya think?

So for the past couple of days he started complaining of pain in his left testicle & we were like 'maybe it's because you've been sitting at that computer for hours playing video games & let it go. Until today when he sent me a text asking me to make a doctor's appointment so I did. The only appointment time they had was at 1:30 so my mom had to take him while I was at work.

Well, it's suspected he has a hernia - hence the testicular pain and he has feces that has backed up behind his intestines - hence the pain in his right side. So on Thursday I have to take him for a testicular ultrasound & he has to up his fiber and water intake so he will no longer be so full of shit!

Vacation & Then Let's Get Physical...

First of all I've been away on vacation! Went to Universal Studios in Orlando, FL for a few days & it was AMAZE-BALLS! So much fun & my son actually said as we were eating dinner one night...

"I must admit, I'm having a great time, thank you for this."

Woop! Woop! Totally amazing parental unit moment!!!

Anyhoo, we're back & I've decided to start working out.  I began today doing some 30 Day exercise video & it totally kicked my ass.  Today's workout was sculpt.  On Tuesday & I have to do cardio & on Thursday I have to do a sculpt/cardio workout.  This torture goes on 3 days per week for 4 weeks & I'm supposed to be super skinny at the end! LOL!!!

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

Went to dinner last night with some co-workers to take out an ex-co-worker that is getting married on August 5th.  At first we were supposed to go to a place in the city called LIPS which I really wanted to go to, but someone invited someone who couldn't go on a Friday so the bride made other plans for that Friday when we could have went without that one person but whatever.  We ended up going to a restaurant in Weehawken called The Chart House which is actually really beautiful especially at night because it's all windows on the Hudson & when NY turns on all those lights it is breathtaking. Prior to going my NKOTB partner in crime (who put this all together) sent an email to everyone invited detailing that the dinner would be at the Chart House and the dinner price ranges not including appetizers, drinks or dessert could be from $20 up to $50.  My once really good friend, which I even helped get a job out of the classroom as an assistant to be in the main office as my assistant (turned out to be the WORST plan I ever had) decided for no apparent reason not to drive so she came with us in the car.  Once we were pretty close to the restaurant my friend went to make a left turn into a street that turned out to be closed for construction which totally threw us off. My office-mate starts screaming from the back seat "JUST GET TO THE RIGHT! JUST GET TO THE RIGHT!" My NKOTB P.I.C. quietly says to her "I can't there's a friggin' bus" & a bus went right by us but like RIGHTBYUS.

When we got to the restaurant, we ordered an array of appetizers (stuff I don't eat), some ordered wine (which I don't drink) and then we ordered dinner.  My office-mate ordered the same dinner I ordered which went for $30.99 my NKOTB P.I.C. wasn't kidding dinner would be expensive but I was prepared. After dinner we ordered an array of desserts.  Then came the bill...dum di dum dum dum!!! It ended up being $52.00 per person which I personally didn't think was all that bad considering I spent $31 on dinner alone.

The next morning I get a call from my office-mate saying "that was the fastest $50 I ever spent in my life!" I ask her what she means & she says that she didn't drink anything but water & didn't even eat dinner. I'm like "wait a minute, you ate appetizers, took your $30 meal home and had dessert! What did you expect?"

We were supposed to go to a good bye dinner tonight for another co-worker that was transferred and unfortunately my son has been very sick all week with horrible asthma & couldn't be left home alone so I couldn't go. My office-mate went & calls me to let me know that they were all supposed to pay for their own meals but in the end the bill was split evenly & all she had was 2 appetizers & a water and had to pay more than she expected to pay. I'm like "listen, if you can't afford to pay don't go! It's that easy."

My NKOTB P.I.C. sent me the following texts:

She won't have to worry about paying any amount of $ from now on cause I'm not inviting her anymore.

She was chowing down on those apps so I don't know what the f*ck she's pissed about.

I'm not offering to drive her anymore.

Her ass should have stayed home.

She pissed me off royally.

F*ck that cheap b^tch.

If you knew my NKOTB P.I.C. this would be totally out of character.  I feel so bad :(

Hey, Hey, Hey!

It's been a minute. Been busy with taking my son to the oral surgeon...

 

Where we sent the 3 wisdom teeth packing...

 

And he's looked like one of these since then...

 

It was very quiet in our house for 6 days! But alas, it is over - HE'S BACK!

 

Best part was I video taped him as he was coming out of anesthesia...

"Why did I do so bad on my report card?"

"You did good sweetie - you got Principal's list."

"No, I did really bad & now I won't get a free ride to Princeton. Is this Inception? Are you real? I'm dead! I'm dead! Why did I screw up & die?"

Nope!

I don't want any appetizers!!!!!

This makes complete sense to me. Suffice it to say - I'm REALLY pissed off!

NKOTBSB Fenway...Baby!

So I went to see my boys this past weekend in their hometown - Boston! At first we thought our seats were not the best -- but DAMMIT WE WERE THERE!  When it started to pour and we were under the awning that's when our seats were not so bad. The show was incredible!

Things I didn't like:

Mayor got the 'NKOTBSB' name wrong

Mayor should NOT have declared it NKOTBSB day - it should have just been NKOTB day

Mark Wahlberg should have a better disposition - always looks pissed off

BSB should have taken a 'back seat' to NKOTB for this concert

My friends need to 'hang' a little more & have a shot or two

Nick Carter is corny & tries way too hard

Joe Mac needs to relax a little on Please Don't Go Girl (I'm not going anywhere so chill!)

But all in all, the weekend was so good & I really needed it. Over too soon.

BTW I get to see my boys again in July - HIP, HOP, HOORAY! (If you were there you'd know)